Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:46 pm by Blasto
[insert standard joke about sexual activity and being married]
Got that out of the way.
Now for the on-topic, off-topic. Where do I flip? I tried flipping behind my back a couple of times, but mostly I flip in front or to the side of me. buh-dum *ching*... thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.
Seriously though, I hail from just below the great white north... in northern Wisconsin. Known locally as "up nort". And on top of that, I'm in the infamous Fox Valley, which means crazy wind and snow build up. You bitches don't anything about snow, or the cold. I had to literally use an axe to carve my car out of the ice last year. This is why WI is the binge drinking capital of the US. We can't leave the house to do anything else. Well, that, and we're mostly German. And the weed growing season is shorter up here. And we have good beer. And beer goes good with cheese. And booze warms you up. So many reasons I guess.